Jesus is with you always, but he’s a prick

Starting in the late 1980s, amateur artist Larry Van Pelt conceived the idea of creating a series of sketches on the theme “Jesus is with you always.” He has been adding to the series little by little over the years.

That got me to thinking, what if Jesus is with us always but also, what if Jesus is a prick?

So I took to adding captions to Van Pelt’s sketches to see how that would play out.

I hope you enjoy these. If so, I’ll probably see you in Hell.

  • Truck driver
    Truck driver
  • Soldier
    Soldier
  • Woodworker
    Wood Worker
  • Old man in a wheelchair
    Old man in a wheelchair
  • Welder
    Welder
  • Veterinarian
    Veterinarian
  • Teacher
    Teacher
  • Surgeon
    Surgeon
  • Stucco worker
    Stucco worker
  • Secretary
    Secretary
  • Seamstress
    Seamstress
  • Prayer
    Prayer
  • Expectant Mother
    Expectant Mother
  • Preacher
    Preacher
  • Police Officer
    Police Officer
  • Organist
    Organist
  • Mother
    Mother
  • Medical Student
    Medical Student
  • Juggler
    Juggler
  • Jogger
    Jogger
  • Bank Teller
    Bank Teller
  • Guitarist
    Guitarist
  • Grandpa
    Grandpa
  • Golfer
    Golfer
  • French Horn Player
    French Horn Player
  • Forest Ranger
    Forest Ranger
  • Fisherman
    Fisherman
  • Fireman
    Fireman
  • Fighter Pilot
    Fighter Pilot
  • Female Student
    Female Student
  • Farmer
    Farmer
  • Executive
    Executive
  • Draftsman
    Draftsman
  • Dental Assistant
    Dental Assistant
  • Insurance Salesman
    Insurance Salesman
  • Cook
    Cook
  • Construction Worker
    Construction Worker
  • Clown
    Clown
  • Child's Faith
    Child’s Faith
  • Carpet Layer
    Carpet Layer
  • Broadcast DJ
    Broadcast DJ
  • Biker
    Biker
  • Barrel Racer
    Barrel Racer
  • Barber
    Barber
  • Artist
    Artist
  • Body Builder
    Body Builder